*Yay! You went potty!
*Don’t put that down your pants!!!
*What did you just eat??? Open your mouth and let me see.
*Ew…don’t eat that! It came out of your nose!
*Don’t hug the kitty so hard!
*The toilet cover STAYS DOWN.
*Wait! You still have poop on your backside!
*Eat cold hot dogs off someone else’s plate.
*Barely cringe as I watched a kid eat something off the floor.
*Not be caught without a bag containing raisins, butt cream, and a toy car. At the same time.
*Be suspicious when the house is suddenly silent.
*Change a diaper on the floor of someone’s office.
*Go 2 days without showering before realizing it.
*Take a million pictures of the same person.
*A B C D E F itsy spider up the water spout head shoulders knees and toes up and down the produce aisle Bingo was his name-o.
*I need juice I need juice I need juice I NEED JUICE!
*I dress MYSELF! Yay!
*I love you Mommy.